A few facts about Veng Speeeed

[Veng Speeeed 471]

So as we all know veng speeeed is our lord and saviour of vengeance... but do we really know him?

 

here are some interesting facts about our lord and saviour...

 

 

Veng Speeeed lost his virginity before his parents...

One day Veng speeeed did a test in a lie detector machine, the machine confessed everything...

When veng speeeed comes to visit your house, your the guest.

Veng Speeeeds fathers name is veng speeeed JR.

One day veng speeeed got pulled off because he passed a red light, speeeed charged the police officer..

Veng speeeed helped the nurses when he was born.

veng speeeed never lies, the truth is what is wrong.

when alexander graham bell created the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from veng speeeed.

oxygen needs veng speeeed to survive.

it is impossible for speeeed to have a heart attack, nothing is stupid enough to attack speeeed.

in school, teachers use to raise their hand to talk to veng speeeed

one day speeeed missed 2 days at school, these days were later called Saturday and sunday.

one day veng speeeed turned up late to an official event, @@Sybren striked the whole clan for being early.

 

in the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit.. amen

 

 

 

 

[Veng Titan 60]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Ima Zerk 103]

Top banter m8 lmao

[Sybren 2,255]

 

 

one day veng speeeed turned up late to an official event, @ Sybren striked the whole clan for being early.

 LMFAOOO I died       

[Caregan 399]

British Chuck Norris? 

[Miltz 1,048]

Jesus christ Shane you've outdone yourself this time!

[Caregan 399]

Jesus christ Shane you've outdone yourself this time!

But can he actually out-do himself if he's supposed to be the best?

[PlXELHUNGRY 103]

 

Jesus christ Shane you've outdone yourself this time!

But can he actually out-do himself if he's supposed to be the best?

 

"supposed to" suggests that he's not the best............ blasphemy!

[Veng Speeeed 471]

 

 

Jesus christ Shane you've outdone yourself this time!

But can he actually out-do himself if he's supposed to be the best?

 

"supposed to" suggests that he's not the best............ blasphemy!

 

exactly that!

[Coffins 11]

hahaha this is great