Post the best combination of pizza toppings known to man

[BREADyWATER 6]

bacon pepperoni pineapples and more bacon =p

[Bender 198]

I mean it's a touchy subject, and obviously in most situations in life people have different preferences and opinions (Vegetarianism, veganism, different religions, sexual preferences and beliefs) and I respect and accept all of those. However, this is serious fucking business and we need to take real shit when we talk pizza so unfortunately you all have your opinions and that's cute, but Big poppa Ben's gonna' hit you with the facts;

 

 

You like pizza, that's nice so here's what you want. It's a 20 inch pizza, of course you can't eat it all in one (Unless you a real fucking playuh) and have your motherfuckin' rough riders (Or hungry significant other) with you. First off, the base is barbecue, yes I'm sure you like tomato but that also loosely translates into you also love putting un-lubricated girth instruments into your rectum and we're talking about pizza here not causing yourself internal bleeding.

 

 

Stuffed crust or not? That depends? Most places do it spot on but for reasons unbeknownst to me Dominos tastes like and has the consistency of sandpaper or petroleum. Why? I don't fucking know don't get stuffed crusts from there, it's got to be cheese.

 

 

So we've got a cheese stuffed crust and bbq base 20" and sure you can have it smaller because that doesn't change the flavour, however it DOES change how fucking girthy your tittays/truncheons are based on pizza consumption and for this instance you WILL be having 20 inches of something, what that is (Pizza, Neck, Love Muscles, Chesticles). No ifs.

 

 

Next is meat. Now I know sometimes veg can be nice, when accompanied by meat, or even without meant. Messing. Shut the fuck up. The answer is as much meat as possible. Vegetarian? Meat. Allergic to meat? CURED meat. You want Chicken (Compliments the BBQ sauce beautifully) you NEED Salami, you NEED copious amounts of Beef, Bacon! (Muslm, Jewish? Find a way around it), Sausage, Meatball, Red Onion (Preferably made of meat not onion, Jalapeño (Prefereably not too hot, what? You were expecting me to want to lose my vision, taste and ability to talk in anything other than cursive ancient Hebrew and seek out ungodly amounts of beer? Are you silly? No. You enjoy that pizza with a pleasant, spicy but not fucking face melting-Ghost-face killa' Mr. Meth (Movin' on yor' lef;) Jalapeno pepper covered Pizza).

 

 

You want Mushrooms. Even if you don't like mushrooms which I accommodate, you just take off the mushrooms or have it on half you god damned scumcat.

 

 

So now we have stuffed cheese, BBQ base, 20 inch, Bacon beef salami meatball chicken mushroom and red onion. You get at least hmmmm six fucking hundred more cubic fucking 22 hp two-bite foot compressed into inches/foot metric Britsh measurement space for;

 

 

• Steak
• Karambwan
• Pepperoni
• Pulled Pork
• Chilli Sauce
• Spicy Beef
• Sausage
• ?

 

Then after that you meditate for 17 hours in an nairobean desert jungle before you order it from no-one OTHER THAN Pizz Mn who says "Wow, you're a really good boyfriend/girlfriend to be paying for all this piz...."

 

 

AND WITHOUT THINKING you go...

 

 

"BOY/GIRLFRIEND? I'M HIS/HER FUCKING MAN FRIEND!" bang out the John Cena theme tune, look them dead in the eye, shout FUCK P.D Snatch that motherfucking Pizza out that Scaly bastard's hands and whip your cock/one single tit and tip generously.

 

 

 

Add Ben&Jerrys/Haagen Daaz, Cherry Coke, Ginger Beer, Rekorderligg, Kopparberg, Larger and chow.

 

 

You're welcome.

 

 

 

.Man friend delivered by Piza mn delivered zz top tits out moggy smashing

went down to my local pizza shop and re-created this exactly, they only do 16 inch but i asked for some custom ass pizza and paid extra. safe to say twas the best pizza i had in my life, very similar to my own contribution to the topic. 10/10 post

[Ben 105]

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You know this to be true. Good man glad to hear it, some things aren't worth doing unless they're done properly, keep up the good fight!

[Ima Zerk 103]

I know this is a little late but I work at Domino's, and if you want to know the best pizza we make, it is the Wisconsin 6-Cheese with garlic-parm sauce instead of pizza sauce. Most importantly, it has to be pan crust, hands down. If you're a cheese person like me, get double everything.