Japanese sex
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.
You're in need of serious help!