Canning Sardines On A Saturday Night (ft. Apex/BP)

February 20, 2021

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Vengeance were grouped up on a wee small man on this blistering Saturday night. We first located some lost wanderers at 50 ports who are part of the Mac 10 bumboy squad. We surgically removed them from the wilderness and chased their most valuable asset down single strip in to east drags singles and gave him the left right good night for the dragon bootations.

Whilst we were occupied with the d boot servant, our VIA director kept their left eye on world tracker and was able to pinpoint coordinates with GPS precision of a little PKRI at corp hill. It turns out it was between some stinky fishes (Apex) and some kids who think smoking pot and telling people about it is cool (BP).

These kids must have forgotten it was F2P Saturday, they have to have been avoiding to have a P2P fight in peace! CRINGE!

We grouped up our unit, set sail on our longship and collided head first with the action. BP seemed to pull a complete houdini and completely disappeared from existence in a poof of smoke (too much pot LOL), though the events that unfolded were a complete bloodbath.

15 Vikings against 50 Apex Multi Clanners on a collaberation of account types. It was comparable to something out of the film 300 (but a Viking version obv).

We used some tactical lines to our advantage and the silly smelly sardine boys kept running in to us! We caught freeze after tb after freeze, to the point where we completely wiped them off the face of the planet, pushed them back to pond from corp hill and manouvred back the way we just came when they rerushed us.

As we manouvred back, some incredible icecubes from our boys caught the school of tinned fish in fat clumps in the trees on corp hill. Chins were flying and there were many big explosions, completely blowing the family of fish out of the water!