A tale of Veng Speeeed (He won't like this)

[kushty panda 211]

Let me tell you a story about a man called Shane. It was a dark, stormy evening as he donned his Zamorakian cloak and

hastily shovelled bandages into his backpack. His hands shook as he slid down the ladder and stocked up on explosive potions.

Sounds of a distant battle echoed over the castle walls, he swallowed his fear and took the plunge into the gloomy tunnels

beneath. 

The half minute it took him to trek across the dusty floor felt like an eternity. Finally, in the darkness, he reached

the exit and hoisted himself up behind enemy lines. The footsteps and hushed tones of his Saradomin foes froze him in

place, as they dragged barricades deeper into their defensive lines. They didn't notice him. He let out a sigh of relief.

The room went quiet, he took his chance...

He kissed his biceps one last time and sprinted through the enemy castle, breathing heavily with anticipation. Every chapter in

his life leading up to this one moment of glory. His hands find the cold, hard wood of the last ladder and he charges to the top, adrenaline coursing through his veins....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....and then we killed the fuck out of him.

 

THE END.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Miltz 1,048]

LMFAO that was brilliant.

[Joseph 639]

lol

[-CarnivoR 288]

Lmao rekt

[KidFletch 1]

gg no re

[Veng Speeeed 471]

Lmaoooooo think I lagged tbh

[Sybren 2,255]

lmfao @@kushty panda that was actually well written

 

Vengeance Adventures

Chapter 1

 

lmfao  

[Trouserdevil 439]

lmao ripppp

[Bender 198]

love it hahaha get rekt

[Kev 205]

How do you come up with that shit LOLOLO

[Grabbin 591]

Here's my pov of the kill

 

#ShaneDown