TIFU: The resilliance

[Ben 105]

Hello team,

 

 

I'm Ben, we've spoken before about this and that. Well my account got banned for using Auto Hot Keys the other day, flagged up as a macro tool and they refuse to check it.

 

 

So today I thought "Strength to strength what good is moping? I'll get right back on it" except I start with nothing and didn't get where to start, i'll decide after all my quests (Only goal at the moment) whether to make a Zerker or Tank.

 

 

Anyway my cousin gave me 5m so I bought a bond and said i'd do some quests today. But before I did that, rang up work "I'm in the hospital" got a joint, took my top off with my vietnam shorts on sat in the back listening to The Rat Pack, reading Harry Potter and getting a tan. Did I mention it's my girls birthday who I told I was in work?

 

 

So there's me, not concentrating high as a kite listening to "Cult of Personality" questing away with 3 hours before I meet her in town for dinner with her parents so I have my headphones on.

 

 

Heard a beeping took them off and could hear movement downstairs "Ben?!"....

 

 

 

Fuck.

 

 

 

"Hiya love, ____ said ______ before I leave ______ owed time _____ finished early"

 

 

My eyes are surprisingly not red, then literally a minute later her mum and dad are here the dogs here running up to me i'm sweating like any clan who stumbles upon @Veng Speeeeed on his own in the wilderness and they say "Come to town with us now before we eat we'll have a bevvy".

 

 

Just jumped in the shower, did a wing-it job and completely improvized. Now i'm dressed and off to town with no idea what i'm doing. IO have resilliance. Rather than lose my account and quit I knew that I wouldn't enjoy anything as much as my time in Vengeance somewhere else, and now i've had to use it IRL.

 

 

That's going on my CV, wish me luck.

[Basil 407]

You are a legend.. :X

[Snurf 118]

Best of luck, had a good read

[Joseph 639]

That was a good read! Write a book mate, you'd do well sir!

[Sybren 2,255]

That was a good read! Write a book mate, you'd do well sir!

[Jake 230]

Lol nice

[Ben 105]

That was a good read! Write a book mate, you'd do well sir!

 

Cheers mate i'm going to have to start doing a 'Ben's story of the week' for all the weird unexpected shit that happens, I might never be able to apply but i'll keep the morale up! 

[Miltz 1,048]

 

That was a good read! Write a book mate, you'd do well sir!

 

Cheers mate i'm going to have to start doing a 'Ben's story of the week' for all the weird unexpected shit that happens, I might never be able to apply but i'll keep the morale up! 

 

 

I think you do this anyway but just don't title it that! Time for a rebrand buddy