random funnies!

[diamond d 6]

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?   - Virgin mobile

 

drinking a beer with no alcohol in it, is like going down on your sister. It still taste the same, but just isn't right.

 

why did god give men penis's- so they'd have one way to shut a women up.

 

How can you tell a mechanic has had sex? - one of his fingers are clean.

 

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

What do girls and noodles have in common? - they both wiggle when you eat them.

 

How do you start a parade in the ghetto? - roll a 40 down the road.

 

what's the difference between a prostitute and a midget? - ones a running cunt and the other is a cunning runt.

 

       I hope everyone got a laugh - solid tankz

 

 

[Esca 131]

Lol good shit

[Haw 39]

Loool wtf

[Aus Zerk 10]

lol

[Officer 48]

Lmao.

[IvoSilva 16]

Am I going to hell for these.

[Masterminds 16]

So a NUT is running away and a bolt is chasing it. The nut yells "not without a washer!".

Heard this one during lunch today and I thought it was worth sharing lol.

[Miltz 1,048]

Lmao the noodles got me

[Moonclan 34]

What's the different between a magician and a blonde?

 

Cunning stunts and a stunning cunt

[Faugheen 15]

The going down on your sister one.. :/ 

[Warriuh 216]

Haha, haven't heard some of these before